Tag Archives: Restaurants

Kudos to the Clown

So I go waddle into a McDonald’s or (as I’ve come to think of it) my natural habitat the other day and for the first time in my life I’ve got to say I was impressed. Now this may be old news because I’ve been in college for four months and haven’t been to a […]

Literature for the Illiterate: The OTHER Food Pyramid

I’ve taken the liberty of breaking down my idea of how restaurants are organized in the above graph. The following is an in-depth look at each tier. Enjoy!!! Street Vendors:┬áStreet vendors are the lowest level on the totem…pyramid. These would include hot dog vendors, pretzel pushers, and (at some amusement parks) gigantic turkey leg mongers. […]

Chick-fil-A the Gay Away

; I need to cover this while it’s still news. First: I fully support gay marriage because everyone deserves the experience of watching their loved ones let themselves go and poop with the bathroom door open. Boom, done. Now, Chick-fil-A owner Dan Cathy has publicly expressed his disapproval of gay marriage. I AM FINE WITH […]

Portion Police: Drinks

First off: let me tell you about my relationship with Dominick’s grocery store: I eat at the cafe all the time and every time I waddle out hating myself. Last night I go in there around 8:00 PM, in search of something to cram down my gullet and there are two women working behind the […]

The Stank

IGNORANCE IS BLISS. Let’s just get that out of the way early on. Yeah, not all food joints are clean but that doesn’t mean eating there will kill you. I used to work as a dishwasher at a sushi bar. To keep the staff from being too close to the customers, we were denied the […]

Chow Mein Chowdown

Okay, so there’s a long running stereotype about Chinese food leaving you hungry 30 minutes after eating it. At least that’s what I’ve been told, considering all food leaves me hungry for more. But with my mommy-and-me date being cut short by an unanticipated lack availability in the joint, I got to thinking about culinary […]