Tag Archives: Idiot

Hipsters and Food: A Deadly Combination

When I see a man or a woman- actually scratch that, when I see a woman taking pictures of her food, it takes all the self-restraint I can muster not to smash her face in the meal and Instagram a photo of it. Hipsters and food are a match made in hell and the fruits […]

Tangent: You’re Not Fedorable

Alright, look. This has nothing to do with my site. No food here and most certainly no fitness. Fedoras may just be as big of an indicator of a person’s character as jean shorts. For example. If you own and¬†publicly¬†wear a pair of jean shorts, you are almost certainly one of the following. A seasoned […]